You know you've been playing too much GTA when...

Kinja'd!!! "Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh)
12/10/2013 at 18:59 • Filed to: GTA Online

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you see this and think "ohh, I can sell that for $9000...


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Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 19:07

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Well you'll lose $200 for breaking the window...


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > CAR_IS_MI
12/10/2013 at 19:55

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I just carjack em. My garage usually contains one or two.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 19:59

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Just looked up my stats online. I've made $294,064 from selling stolen Ballas.

Not a bad income stream...


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 20:27

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I've never sold a car in GTA. Where do you do this? It's in the SE part of the map, no?


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
12/10/2013 at 20:41

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Just go to any of the Los Santos Customs. In the modifications one option is 'sell'.

You can't sell the high end sports cars, they are 'too hot'. The Gallavater Ballas 2 $9k is the most expensive thing you can sell.

This is for GTA Online btw.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 20:44

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Ah. That explains it. I don't play online much. One jerkass killed me, and since you respawn in roughly the same spot, he kept at it until I was broke and weaponless.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
12/10/2013 at 20:46

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That doesnt happen that often thankfully. I find if someone's being a pain like that you just carjack and bugger off.

Nowadays I'm far more adept with the sniper rifle, so if someone decides to gun me down, I spend the next 10 minutes killing them constantly.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 20:48

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I tried that. Pisser wouldn't let it go. Chased me down in his car and would run me over before I got the chance to get far.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
12/10/2013 at 20:58

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What an asshat.

Join the Oppo crew, we'll come save you :)


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 21:03

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Maybe soon, once the the madness associated with this time of year dies down. I'm on PS3, btw. Mattp123614.


Kinja'd!!! liquid1036 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 21:23

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DUDE everytime i see that car i get the same thought!!!!


Kinja'd!!! The Enigmatic Zer0 > Simplify, then add beer
12/10/2013 at 21:45

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Yea, seriously. I always yell out "oh look a Tailgater" whenever I see an Audi A6 on the street. But if you ever see a Lampadati Felon GT you should grab it as it sells for $9,500. They are somewhat rare however.